Oh my flipping gosh 2pm is finally coming back after 2 years!

imtechnologic:

i can’t wait for hate anons, i’ve never had them before

unf-my-sexblog:

phleps:

harryspanglersolo:

phleps:

phleps:

what do female pornstars do when on their period like do they get to take a weeks paid vacation or make menstruation porn or what what happens

I LOOKED IT UP AND SOMEONE SAID THEY GET A DEVICE INSIDE OF THEM THAT HOLDS THE BLOOD LONG ENOUGH FOR A SEX SCENE WHY

FYI: Opera singers in big companies get time off. Because it affects the vocal mechanism.

OPERA SINGERS GET TIME OFF WHEN ON THEIR PERIOD BUT PORNSTARS DONT

HAHAHA

(via bangada)

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

tristamateer:

please
tell me which part of yourself
you hate the most
so I know exactly where to plant my lips
every time I see you

Oh my dick definitely my dick

(via 5pacejunk)

angry-beibers:

angry-beibers:

I ALMOST GOT INTO A CAR CRASH JUST NOW MY LAST WORDS WOULD’VE BEEN “THAT CLOUD LOOKS LIKE A DICK.”

STOP REBLOGGING THIS YOU ASSHOLES I COULD’VE DIED

(via iheartshineeboys)